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But her new film, "Something's Gotta Give," is a new career high for this actress, who many still think of as Annie Hall. And it's a breakthrough part that has forced her to slough off her buttoned- up image – and her clothes. This role is out of character for Keaton, who showed up at an interview with Anchor Lesley Stahl in Hollywood dressed in a pantsuit and wearing black gloves.

You work so hard to hide yourself and cover up," says Stahl to Keaton. And you're wearing gloves. We're in Los Angeles, honey!""I know, I know," says Keaton, laughing. It's frightening, isn't it?"In "Something's Gotta Give," Keaton plays a controlling woman who's just too busy and successful for romance. But she soon finds herself in two love affairs. Director Nancy Meyers wrote the script knowing exactly which actors she wanted for the parts: Jack Nicholson as the commitment- phobic bachelor who dates only younger women, and Keaton as his unexpected soul mate."She's absolutely hilarious and unpredictable, which is part of what makes her so funny.

Because you don't see some of this coming," says Meyers, who would have to convince the studio that a story about an older woman finding love would sell - - and that a 5. Let's go with the girl that's the most right for the part," adds Meyers. The one that I wrote it for and the one I knew could, you know, knock it out of the ballpark.""I remember sitting at the restaurant, thinking good luck. Good luck getting me.

Good luck because it's not gonna be easy, because you need everybody to sign off. You need Jack, you need the studio," says Keaton.

I've been saved so many times … It's simply money. I haven't been like Jack, the legendary monumental moneymaker the likes of which we'll never see again."Sony pictures bought the idea, but Meyers still had to get Keaton to sign off on one last thing – taking her clothes off. Diane is a beautiful looking woman of her age," says Meyers. Of course, the big secret, which none of us knew, was she had this amazing body, you know. So only Diane knew this…""The reason that I am in such great shape is because the shot was about one second long. Do you understand what I mean," says Keaton.

They saw nothing. It was nice and far away. And I had on body makeup. And Ahhh! That's all I did!"Actually, it was two seconds long, and a daring move for a 5. When Keaton first started out on Broadway, she refused to take off her clothes - - a tough stance considering she was in "Hair" and everyone in the cast got naked.

What happened?"Change. Let's get back to change.

Life changes. And also I believe I have a very different attitude about my body," says Keaton, laughing. What I'm happy about with my body these days is that it works, that it functions, that I can walk." It's that self- deprecation that is true Keaton - - and has been for more than 4. We were all riveted to her in 'Annie Hall,' which is the movie we all really sort of first noticed her in. She's like a brand new kind of movie star and movie heroine," says Meyer. She won an Academy Award for that performance. In the "Godfather" saga, she went from Al Pacino's innocent girlfriend to his embittered wife. In "Reds," she played a passionate writer in love with Warren Beatty.

And in the "First Wives Club," she took the role of a jilted ex- wife and made it funny. But Keaton says she doesn't consider herself a great movie star: "I think I'm a good collaborator. I think I'm a good team player, and I think that sometimes I get these roles where I have this opportunity. And they're almost invariably romantic comedy."This latest film is her fourth with Meyers, who wrote and produced "Baby Boom" and "Father of the Bride." One of the most important moments in this new movie is the love scene between middle- aged Keaton and middle- aged Nicholson. Nancy kept saying it's going to be open. We're going to be open," recalls Keaton.

I kept saying to her, 'Well, can't I wear my glasses,' and, 'You said turtlenecks. I mean, can't I keep the turtlenecks on?'"But she says working with Nicholson was easy: "You just grab his face.

He just lets you do anything to him. It's just so much fun. Come on, that's what you want in life when you're acting. You don't want somebody worried about this, worried about that, you just wanna. He just lets you do anything to him, he doesn't care what you do to him.

And that is just heaven to act with."In the film, Keaton is not only pursued by Nicholson, but also by an obviously much- younger man - - Keanu Reeves."It's a great fantasy to play. I, you know, not for me," says Keaton. Not for me. No. Uh uh." So, what's the actress who's been linked with so many famous men, looking for in terms of romance these days? It turns out, nothing."I think that you know my feeling about romantic love is that people worship you and kiss you and tell you you're beautiful and all these ridiculous things that just really, I mean, they're sweet in a moment," says Keaton. Obviously, I meant they're transporting, but the thing is, you get addicted to that. And that's not real love to me.

This idea of romantic love is a very dangerous area for a person like me."Her love life right now, she says, is all about her two children. Keaton adopted a boy and a girl, and became a single mother in her 5. To raise a child is the most humbling experience in life," says Keaton. And I think that is glorious in and of itself - the fact that you really are put right back on the planet earth, firmly with your two feet.

You know where you are, you are raising children and they are astonishing."However she feels about love and marriage, Keaton's performance as the woman who discovers it's never too late to open your heart, has touched a chord, especially with older women. The way Diane Keaton plays this part elevates 'Something's Gotta Give' from the slick Hollywood comedy that it otherwise would be, to something a little bit more resonant and emotionally honest," says Mark Harris, editor- at- large at Entertainment Weekly magazine."You see her exhilarated at having suddently started an affair. Frightened about what she's feeling.

And angry with herself for letting herself become this vulnerable. You see the play of all those feelings in her performance."Keaton has already been recognized with a Golden Globe for her performance in "Something's Gotta Give," and critics believe she has a shot at walking from the red carpet right onto the state at the Academy Awards. Does she want it? I think that, Oh, I don't know what to say. It would be great.

Of course it would be great," says Keaton. But you don't sit around worrying about it," asks Stahl."No," says Keaton. How could I worry about it right now, when this has been such an amazing year for me just as it is.".

Why Your Team Sucks 2. Washington Redskins. Some people are fans of the Washington Redskins.

But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Washington Redskins. This 2. 01. 7 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here.

Your team: Go fuck yourselves. Your 2. 01. 6 record: 8- 7- 1, featuring one of my favorite interceptions of all time. Witness: [furious fapping noises]Oh, baby. Oh, I LIKE THAT. I like that a whole, whole lot. FACT: That was the only good thing that happened in the NFL last season. The rest of the season was miserable, but that pick? HEAVENLY. You guys were really feeling yourselves after destroying the Packers, weren’t you?

Only made it sweeter when the Skins bombed against a Carolina team that was already mailing it in, and then were finally eliminated on the above play. The Giants weren’t even playing for anything.

GLORY TO GOD. I despise this team. Every indignity they suffer is a victory for mankind. They belong in the dumpster with their awful playbooks. By the way, the Skins are gonna pay the man who threw that pick $2. I’m over the moon.

Your coach: Jay Gruden. Again, Jay Gruden sounds exactly like a handyman running you through an estimate. Once you hear it, it cannot be unheard. Yeah so, we’ll just tear out some of that drywall there and fix it up good, yep. Patch it up with some joint compound and then you’re set to go.

Looking at around, eh, let’s call it $2. Remember when he truthered one of his own player’s concussion problems?

That was fun. I have no confidence in this man to do anything useful. Any success of his is a clear accident. Elsewhere on the staff, Sean Mc. Vay fled to the Rams and the team dropped defensive coordinator Joe Barry after his masterful strategy of NOT putting his best corner on Antonio Brown backfired. And how did Gruden fill both these vacancies?

On offense, he promoted Matt Cavanaugh, whose greatest claim to fame is presiding over the worst Super Bowl- winning offense in history. On defense, the team conducted a bizarrely drawn- out search (can this team ever not bungle a hiring process?) that included also- rans like Gus Bradley and Mike Pettine before they were forced to meekly elevate Greg Manusky to the job. I love it when the Skins get spurned by every possible outside candidate before turning around, finding some pud already in the building, and then being like, “Well this was CLEARLY the man for the job.” But they did manage to bring in one very special assistant… YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. People of D. C., your defensive line is in good hands now that Jim Tomsula has arrived. Jay Gruden may sound like a handyman but Tomsula IS one. All the man needs is a piece of cardboard and some gum from the underside of a park bench, and he’s ready to WORK. Your quarterback: Kurt Cousins!

Apart from full- on contraction, I can think of no better fate for this team than for them to be held hostage by a thoroughly average, hotheaded quarterback who times his interceptions for maximum devastation. Kirk Cousins’s franchise tag in 2.

Skins will probably have to pay up if they don’t want him to walk to L. A. or San Fran. How marvelous. Since Dan Snyder and his toadies have all the interpersonal skills of a Trump press secretary, they fucked up every possible aspect of handling the Cousins situation. They could have locked him down at $2. Then they low- balled Cousins when he outplayed that figure. Then Cousins personally appealed to Snyder for a trade and was denied. Then they tarred Cousins as greedy.

Then team President Bruce Allen—aka Fancy Vinny Cerrato—kept calling him “Kurt” and the PR staff attributed it to his accent. At this point, the Skins have essentially painted themselves into a corner where they’d actually benefit from having Cousins snap his leg while playing out there. I was around this spring as this fanbase tried to talk itself into every possible Kirk Cousin endgame scenario. Well, it would be nice to keep him, but if we DON’T… we could get 1. I can’t wait for this to happen all over again next spring, and the spring after that, and the spring after that.

Kirk Cousins is gonna throw 1. Snyder. I love him now. What’s new that sucks: Oh, the just the standard Skins thing where they froze their own general manager out of the pre- draft process, let him twist, canned him right before the draft, and then deliberately leaked stories about him being a drunk to the Washington Post. An official with direct knowledge of the situation attributed the decision to Mc. Cloughan’s ongoing problems with alcohol… “He’s had multiple relapses due to alcohol,” said the official, who spoke on a condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to comment on personnel matters. He showed up in the locker room drunk on multiple occasions. This has been a disaster for 1.

Yep, just another pathetic offseason in Dan Snyder’s crypt. Not only did they smear Scot Mc. Cloughan on their way out of town, but of course they kept his draft board and scouting reports and used all of them. I cannot emphasize enough how gross these people are.

Allen is a boozer who doesn’t like anyone stealing credit from him, and who openly told Mc. Cloughan, “Nobody likes you in this building. Nobody wants you here.” Join us next offseason when he leaks to Liz Clarke that Jay Gruden is a crack addict. He and Snyder and Larry Michael and PR goon Tony Wyllie all deserve to rot in hell.

After a cursory GM search that included mildly amusing rumored candidates like Mike Mayock, the team decided to hire from within (what a surprise!) and promote Doug Williams. And with that, Snyder’s supply of Glory Days Skins to trot out when everything is a raging tire fire has been just about depleted. On the field, the team lost De.

Sean Jackson and Pierre Garçon, then signed Terrelle Pryor away from Cleveland to make up for the losses. Pryor was the Browns’ best wideout last year by far and they let him walk for nothing. Did that ring ANY alarm bells in Ashburn? Did it cause them to wonder at all about Pryor’s penchant for turdery? Nope. No, they already knew he’d fit right in. And really, what does it matter? This team doesn’t really give a fuck about winning football games.

Snyder has an enormous hard- on for a new stadium and is already muscling press outlets and bribing state governors to get it. Everything else is window dressing. All he cares about is getting a new joint where he can charge $1.

Pepsi logo on everything. Look at this fat ruddy shitheap: That Tostitos bag…that’s Dan Snyder’s Super Bowl ring. Given this man’s business acumen, I expect Pepsi. Co to go bankrupt sometime within the next five days thanks to this partnership. What has always sucked: Vile. Disgusting, vile, despicable, miserable scum. Pigs. Like the President, the Skins have fashioned bullying and incompetence and proud ignorance into their brand essence, alienating most of society while cultivating their own grotesque orc base that cheers on their every fuckup and excuses their monstrous treatment of fans, employees, and entire municipalities.

They have found their niche as the Official NFL Team Of Terrible People and have no compunction about exploiting their standing to the fullest. Indeed, I think Snyder ENJOYS having this team shoot itself in the face every offseason. Shamelessness is the only business he seems to thrive in. They deserve to have nothing but bad things happen to them from here into infinity. And to Terry Mc. Auliffe and any other dickless pol who is actually entertaining the idea of gifting Snyder his own billion- dollar Snyderworld stadium?

FUCK. YOU. Fuck you a million times. Watch Barbie: Star Light Adventure Tube Free. Shame on you. Shame on you and everything you’ve ever stood for.

Pairing up with this team is the surest sign that you give ZERO fucks about the people you purport to represent. You should be jailed for war crimes. No themed Tostitos for you. Terry Mc. Auliffe was willing to publicly trash D.

C. and Maryland just so he could crawl an extra inch inside Snyder’s ass. He’s a rat- faced fuck.